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elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo
i’m gay and so can you

(Source: monetizeyourcat, via tyleroakley)

  • Morning sex
  • Afternoon sex
  • Dinner sex
  • After meal sex
  • I-made-pancakes sex
  • Good morning sex
  • The-kids-are-at-school sex
  • Shower sex
  • Bored sex
  • Make-up sex
  • Break-up sex
  • Obama-won sex
  • Romney-lost sex
  • Monday sex
  • Tuesday sex
  • Wednesday sex
  • Thursday sex
  • Friday sex
  • Saturday sex
  • Sunday sex
  • There-is-nothing-on-tv sex
  • I-love-you sex

(Source: us-the-teens, via winter-is-coming-eventually)

cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

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abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor, via ruinedchildhood)

unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

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tastefullyoffensive:

Cat ownership tip. [x]

 

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

(Source: brotherblaze, via ruinedchildhood)

THEME.