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  • school: your tuition bill is-
  • me: oh darling, stars never pay
elegantly-tasteless:

school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not
  • When I'm late: these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
  • When somebody else late: u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!
thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade
spanielradcliffe:

I would watch the SHIT out of this.
The kids have it all figured out.

timelordparadise:

elizabeth-shadows-forever:

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i’m actually really glad i saw this, wow

That last one is priceless

(Source: rocknrollercoaster, via nictheprincess)

queerart-civildisobedience:

European accents (and in general white people accents) are commonly perceived as attractive and endearing, while accents from basically any other part of the world are considered to be signs of laziness and disrespect and get routinely made fun of.
pastel-cutie:

same

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

(via perksofbeingahomosexual)

breelandwalker:

nancyglass:

wannajoke:

The Walking Debt

[screams]

SCARIEST POST THIS YEAR.
THEME.